Grimm's Snow White (2012)

Grimm's Snow White (2012)

  • 2.2
  • 90 mins
  • Fantasy

Storyline

A queen is left to rule after her husband is slain by beasts and she tries to have her beautiful stepdaughter killed, but she escapes into an enchanted forest.



Short Review

Grimm's Snow White Movie Review! You know, I came in expecting to see a somewhat generic bad movie of Snow White. Instead, what do I get? The Asylum. God damn it, people. Why do The Asylum keep getting work?! Nothing is right in this world.The premise is thus: (As per the story of Snow White) An evil queen takes control of the kingdom of her dead husband and tries to rid herself of Snow White for being "fairer" than her. Hijinks (and killings) soon occur.The acting is kind of good. It's average at best, really. See, when The Asylum tackles anything else than just sheer ridiculousness, they can actually come close to tackling a semi-passable spoof film. It doesn't mean it'll come out good, but it'll be less shitty than the rest. And then comes the final act of the movie. Where the fights are so stupid, it really sucks to have said it was kind of good.The CGI. Like any typical Asylum film, say it with me: They suck. But of course! What can you expect from these people? You'd think they'd care enough. That's asking too much though.The story. Well, if it's the classical story, it shou- Oh, it's not? They add giant monstrous lizards, weird-ass CGI dogs? Well, that's just fantas- Oh, elves too? Really? That's just fantastic. No, I'm glad. No, seriously. No, I'm glad! I digress.It's not the worse Asylum movie. But eh...I still wouldn't recommend it. If you're gonna watch a B-movie, go watch anything else that isn't made from The Asylum.It receives a 3 out of 10.


Trailer


Streaming Service

1. Amazon Video : Rent from $1.99, Or $0.00 with a Prime membership