The Pumpkin Karver (2006)

The Pumpkin Karver (2006)

  • 3.3
  • 90 mins
  • Other, Horror

Storyline

It's Halloween in West Minister, and teenager Lynn Starks is attacked by a man wearing a pumpkin face mask in the basement of her house. Her younger brother Jonathan is carving a pumpkin in the kitchen and hears her sister crying for help. He uses the knife to protect his sister, stabbing the assaulter. When they take the mask off his face, they realize that the man is Lynn's boyfriend Alec, playing a prank on Lynn. One year later, the siblings move to Carver, and they are invited to a Halloween party in the field. Lynn introduces her friend Tammy to her brother, who is haunted by Alec, and Jonathan stays with Tammy. However, her former boyfriend Lance bullies Jonathan along the night. Meanwhile, several youngsters are attacked by someone wearing a Pumpkin Face mask, carving their faces.—Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil



Short Review

Another top contender in my search to find the worst film ever made. I'm really at a loss. I was really just praying that every single one of these tools would get butchered so the movie would be over and I could change the channel. Some of the worst acting I have ever seen. No joke. The plot and writing are worse. What takes it from awful to horrific is that its not even entertaining. Crappy horror movies often sacrifice realism and plot for mind-numbing gore and action, which will at least keep you entertained. This movie is boring as hell until the last 15 minutes. The only couple decent things I can say is 1) Minka Kelly is hot as hell. She can't act, but I don't mind looking at her. 2) One scene towards the end that involves a decapitated man peeing in his own face 3) Its gratifying to suffer through the movie, and finally see all the annoying characters get slaughtered. Stay away. I can not stress this enough.


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