Storyline

Bolt, a British linguist, develops a universal language, so he's a sudden sensation and receives a Nobel prize. An ambitious diplomat, capitalizing on Bolt's celebrity, arranges for the U.S. to commission a statue for a London square to honor Bolt's achievement. Bolt's Italian wife, a renowned artist, sculpts an 18-foot nude of Bolt. In a pique, because he's neglected her for years to do his work, she gives the statue a spectacular phallus, telling Bolt that he wasn't its model. Thinking he's a cuckold, Bolt goes on a jealous search for a man matching the statue. The diplomat, too, wants changes in the statue to protect his conservative image. Can art and love reconcile?—

Plot Keywords

independent film, german shepherd, prostitute, public nudity, shrine, vow of silence, man uses a wheelchair, man wears tighty whities, extramarital affair, london england, nudity, sculptor, travel, female nudity, photo booth, language, statue, underage smoking, sex comedy, british sex comedy

Short Review

I suppose a funny movie might have been made of this material. No, on second thought, I suppose not.

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